
I have some issues to discuss but please dont tell my mom I was on the computer. She doesnt know that I can use it.
1. I am tired of her ALWAYS checking my eyes, ears and butt. Yeah, I am tilty but she doesnt need to do it all the time.
2. She makes me these really weird cookies with ground flax seed and echinacea. She says its for my "moon" system. I dont know what that means but I prefer oreos or chocolate chip.
3. Would you talk to her about getting right in my face when she gets out of bed. The combination of morning breath and coffee is gross. She could at least brush her teeth first.
4. I really really hate all the nicknames: Havens Mcgruder, Old Man, Sugar Bear, Bamalam Black Bunny, Funny Face, Sweetie Pie Bunzes, the list goes on and on. What am I? 2 years old?
5. Could you ask her to stop using that loud sucky thing to pick up poops. I am not fond of it. Besides, they are nice poops, why doesnt she just leave them laying around.
6. I dont like her singing. Its bad bad bad. I dont mind when the "nephew" plays his guitar for me. That's kinda nice cept the other day he played something called "Dueling Banjo's". It made me very nervous and I am not sure why.
7. She always leaves the cartoon channel on for me when she goes to work. I prefer to watch the Food Network or ESPN. Again, am I a baby? Cartoons are for kids.
8. I would appreciate her not falling asleep on the floor with me. Her snoring is traumatizing. I have been trying to toss poops in her mouth while she is flopped next to me looking like a fish out of water.
9. What's up with all the hay? Everywhere I look there is a pile of hay. She keeps saying "Haven you have to eat your hay" . Jeez, alright already I am eating it.
10. The bumpers on my leaning box are for babies. Elephants, puppies, Winnie the Pooh. Come on, put up some pictures of hot girl bunnies.
11. I would appreciate if she stopped changing clothes in front of me. That's all I have to say about that. There are some things bunnies should NOT see.
Crap here she comes, gotta go.






