I was on my way to buy green yummies for the buns last night and my friend called. The conversation went like this. (keep in mind I was talking to her over my car radio so we could hear each other quite well)
Me: "Hello, oh there's a turkey in the road"
D: "What, hello?"
Me: "hang on a sec, I see a turkey"
D: "What? A live turkey?"
Me: "nope, a frozen smoked turkey"
D: "Okay......." "What are you gonna do with it?"
Me: "I am gonna turn around and get it"
D: "YOU ARE GONNA TAKE A TURKEY SOMEONE DROPPED IN THE ROAD?"
Me: "Its not for me, I will give it to the neighbors"
D: "Really?, your gonna present your neighbors with a raggedy turkey from the street?"
Me: "Why not?, if its still frozen it should be good and they LIKE smoked turkey" (I dont)
D: "okay"
Me: "hold on a sec" (I exit the car and I can hear her laughing)
Me: "Never mind"
D: "What? Was it squished?"
Me: "Uh, no. It was a bag of trash"
D: Laughs uproariously
Me: "Well, it LOOKED like a turkey"
Yeah Right. My baby girl is NOT for sale. No amount of money honey.
Have a good week everyone!


