Monday Mantra (Haven's Mantra)

"MILLIE!" "GET YOUR OWN GRANDMA!"

Its Been A Long Time

Troublemaking

Hooligans

Since we have played outside. We have to play in a pen outdoors cuz we are too fast for Mom to catch and we can slip under the fence so easily.

Monday Mantra

Lots of people talk to animals.... Not very many listen, though.... That's the problem. Benjamin Hoff, The Tao of Pooh --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

We Made It Baby!

Two years folks! Another milestone for Haven. I took Haven home from the hospital warren two years ago this month.

I thought he would live 3 months

Then I thought we might make it a year

Maybe a year and a half?

No, I wasnt taking bets and it wasnt a game. This boy has been through it. We thought we were losing him many times. Pneumonia 3 times, one bad bout of stasis, weepy eyes almost constantly, then one of his back legs gave out. This poor baby has had to endure more medication, poking around and shots than anybun should. He lost his two best friends within 3 months of each other and picked up a new chick that kisses him raw. Through it all he remained happy, sweet, always ready for attention, had the biggest appetite I have ever seen in a bun, that includes wanting a bite of whatever you are having no matter what it is. As long as he is willing to keep trying, we will keep trying. Lets shoot for another year, shall we?

I love you Haven Boo, with all my heart. Oh, the things you have taught me.

Spring Signals

Okay the bunnies dont really match the rest but they are soooo cute.

Not a great picture. My baby's breath wasnt as full as usual this year. Phlox always does well.

How in the heck did the Robin's egg get in the bird bath? I assume it was another bird? Some sort of furry? Who knows.......

We need rain desperately. The fires worry me to death. Everytime I see someone casually flick their burning cigarette out the window I could SCREAM!

I put my hands in the dirt again today. God, it is one of the few things that really makes me feel human. Every time I head to my local nursery, I make a beeline for the "dead" plant clearance rack. I havent lost a patient yet. Some water, the right light and a bit of food and my beauties are back on track in no time. Expect lots of yard photos. (not of the best quality, I am NOT a good photographer) You can sorta see my big pine in the front. Tree people keep stopping by to tell me about the pine bark beetle and that my tree needs to be removed. I cant do it at the moment. I am very sentimental about my trees. I am planting a few seeds this year. Normally I hate messing with seeds but I will give it a go. I am planting Poppy, Delphiniums, Batchelor Button, Cleome (sp?) and Canterburry Bells. I will wait patiently for them to appear.

What I love about this time of year:

Everything wakes up

Hummingbirds come back

Fat bumble bees bzzzzzzzzz

Reading on the patio late into the night on weekends

Flowers, flowers, flowers.

Robins

My mean ass Mockingbird, we call her the yard boss

Fat toads

Butterflies zipping from bloom to bloom

Ahem

Uh, okay friends. I thought everyone would notice the highlighted date (April 1st? April fools) on my post today and the use of the word "fool" twice. Instead I got everyone worked up and ticked off. Sorry friends. If a snake that like ever came into the yard I would be laid out flat from fainting.

Pix, Carmen, and Lisa - I want you on my side in a fist fight ladies.

What in the hell is wrong with people.

I go outside yesterday afternoon to water my pretty new tree and see something strange moving through the yard. All snakes send me right into la la land except for the little garter snakes and I find them to be sketchy at best. I just stare as this serpent from hell slowly slithers its way towards me. Then I do what all smart people do, I run into the house and become hysterical.

I call my neighbor to "hurry your ass" over here. There is a snake the size of Texas in the backyard. He remains completely calm, the fool. After taking at least 3 minutes to come over, he takes one look and says "oh, thats a Boa Constrictor" A boa? A boa? Excuse me, did I just wake up in another country? Some sweaty jungle where you can die from dysentery. Crap. He tells me to go into the house and call animal control.

I get a hold of the animal control officer and tell her she must come NOW! There is a man-eater in the yard and we are all going to die. (okay I didnt really say that) After taking her forever ( I know it had to be at least 10 minutes) She mosey's up and says "oh, thats a Boa Constrictor" Wow, impressive hearing that twice. Animal control lady figures someone let the critter go when it got too big to handle. I would love to find that "someone" and kick them right in the face.

Now I am a little scared to go into the backyard and work in the flower beds. What if there are Anaconda's back there? Alligators? Grizzly Bears?

Where in the hell is Elmer the Hawk when you really need him? Elmer's no fool, that snake was 10 times his size. The bastard.