"I hear you got a cat problem? I can take care of it for you, for a price of course. Mom let some ole catty kit come around. That sucker was BOLD! He used our potty boxes, tasted our food, and laid on my blanket. His biggest mistake was trying to flop down next to my girl Tango. That was the last straw. I pounced on that feline from above and bit him square in the arse. He never tried to invade my domain again."
"Leave a bunch of Kale and Banana's on your porch. I will deal with Kitty but lets just keep this amongst ourselves."
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I'm thinking any cat would be scared off just by that look of disapproval!
He used your potty boxes?! Cats are way too full of themselves!!! I love your idea, Kale and bananas sound like a fair price for freedom from the cat;)
I didn't know bunnies could be so aggressive, wow.
It'll be there - some fennel too - it is just fresh grown. If this works you are our new best friend Duds.
Dang. That is hilarous! Would have been good to get that one on video!
HEY! Don't give that man any ideas!
LOL! Good for him defending his woman
That's what he gets for trying to take your girl. Still, I don't condone violence.
A kitty Christina!
Pix- I was talking about my good kitty Oscar. He crossed the bridge last year but we had so many fun times with him and the buns.
Oh! Poor kitty! Don't mess with a pissed off bunny. Words to live by.
xoxo
Carolynn
Oh, man how I could use your help! I've got cats a'plenty invading my backyard on the hour. And those are some cheeky little chits. I'm thinking maybe I'll post your warning outside and see if the intimidation-factor will work. :)
Mindy
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