Grandma got on to me!

Typical Mojo behavior for spring and fall: Chasing and mounting Tango and Dudley. Their Grandma gets very upset by this and lectures Mojo on her activities. Mojo pouts, Grandma feels bad and retrieves a cookie, thus rewarding bad behavior. Oh Yeah, these buns know how to work her. Not me though, I am made of steel.......... off to buy more cookies.

Monday Mantra

Dont buy Easter Bunnies (or little ducks and chicks)

Dont buy live toys for kids Easter baskets

Dont patronize stores that sell bunnies and chicks and ducks at Easter

Tell the managers you wont shop there, write a letter and let them know

Stop this outdated practice......The animals almost always come to bad ends.

Just look at Dudley's scary face if you need to ask why.

It's About Time

It's about time these beautiful and brave women received their recognition. If you don't know who the WASPS were, they served the Air Force during World War II. Their service has never really been acknowledged and celebrated like it should. They are finally receiving their Congressional Medals after all these years and after so many of them have gone to the Summer lands. Congratulations ladies and Thank You from the bottom of my heart for your service!

Monday Mantra

Honor the sacred.

Honor the Earth, our Mother.

Honor the Elders.

Honor all with whom we share the Earth:

-Four-leggeds, two-leggeds, winged ones,

Swimmers, crawlers,

plant and rock people.

Walk in balance and beauty.

Native American Elder

I cant believe you said that!

Someone asked me why I named my blog Rabid Tidbits (as opposed to Rabbit Tidbits). Well, its because years ago a friend of mine looked at me and said "I cant believe you just said that, you just spew out rabid tidbits." I used to (mostly used to) have a really bad habit of saying whatever came to mind and I loved shocking people, lets face it, I still do.

Now I don't go around hurting people's feelings and I have mellowed out a bit over the years. Granted, I don't tolerate stupid things being said about my loved ones, especially my bunnies or my brother who is handicapped (or pc: disabled, sight challenged, whatever). If you take a poke at me, okay but DO NOT MESS WITH MY FAMILY. EVER. Reminds of the time this idiot guy told me he was going to steal one of my bunnies and make stew. I casually said "only if you can outrun a bullet, asshole". Maybe not the best response. I really have no sense of humor there. None.

I work with a crazy woman. She gives no thought to saying exactly what is on her mind. She is funny and street smart and a total train wreck. She makes me laugh my butt off. Her husband has his hands full.

We have a very shy courier that brings in our shipments from the airport. He is timid and sweet with scraggly hair and a beard. Very polite and we scare the hell out of him. We joke around with him a lot and he takes it with good humor and a smile. Last night he had on lipstick and eye shadow. He was dressed in his uniform and looked completely like his usual self except for the makeup. I attempted to look everywhere but right at him. I took our specimens from him, I tried looking at the top of his head. Please forgive the language below.

My coworker said in a very loud voice. "Are you wearing fucking makeup?"

Sigh,

Way to go Tori. I cant believe you freaking said that.

Tag

Pix

at http://waterloofarms.blogspot.com/ knew I couldn't resist this! Here we go. If I were to tag someone her name would start with an "A" and end with an "E" in Scotland with Arabella and Wesley is where she be.

Cell Phone?

worthless

Your Hair?

Blonde

Your Mother?

iron

Your Father?

shimmer

Your Favorite Food?

Italian

Your Dream Last Night?

Knoxville

Your Favorite Drink?

Coffee

Your Dream/Goal?

Peace

Where Are You?

Bedroom

Your Hobby?

Books

Your Fear?

Fire

Where Do You See Yourself In Six Years?

Tired

Where Were You Last Night?

Work

Something That You Aren't?

wallflower

Muffins?

scones

Wish List Item?

lottery

Where Did You Grow Up?

OKLATEXKS

Last Thing You Did?

Shower

What Are You Wearing?

T-Shirt

ur TV?

off

Ur Pets?

adored

Friends?

smart

Your Life?

trudging

Your Mood?

fun

Missing Someone?

always

Vehicle?

transport

Something You Aren't Wearing?

earrings

My Favorite Store?

Nursery

My Favorite Color?

Agouti

The Last Time You Laughed?

Pix

Last Time You Cried?

Nemo

Your Best Friend?

Dee Dee

One Place You Go To Over And Over Again?

Heartland

Facebook?

sometimes

Twitter?

No

Favorite Place To Eat?

La Luna

Hey out there in blogging land!

I have some issues to discuss but please dont tell my mom I was on the computer. She doesnt know that I can use it.

1. I am tired of her ALWAYS checking my eyes, ears and butt. Yeah, I am tilty but she doesnt need to do it all the time.

2. She makes me these really weird cookies with ground flax seed and echinacea. She says its for my "moon" system. I dont know what that means but I prefer oreos or chocolate chip.

3. Would you talk to her about getting right in my face when she gets out of bed. The combination of morning breath and coffee is gross. She could at least brush her teeth first.

4. I really really hate all the nicknames: Havens Mcgruder, Old Man, Sugar Bear, Bamalam Black Bunny, Funny Face, Sweetie Pie Bunzes, the list goes on and on. What am I? 2 years old?

5. Could you ask her to stop using that loud sucky thing to pick up poops. I am not fond of it. Besides, they are nice poops, why doesnt she just leave them laying around.

6. I dont like her singing. Its bad bad bad. I dont mind when the "nephew" plays his guitar for me. That's kinda nice cept the other day he played something called "Dueling Banjo's". It made me very nervous and I am not sure why.

7. She always leaves the cartoon channel on for me when she goes to work. I prefer to watch the Food Network or ESPN. Again, am I a baby? Cartoons are for kids.

8. I would appreciate her not falling asleep on the floor with me. Her snoring is traumatizing. I have been trying to toss poops in her mouth while she is flopped next to me looking like a fish out of water.

9. What's up with all the hay? Everywhere I look there is a pile of hay. She keeps saying "Haven you have to eat your hay" . Jeez, alright already I am eating it.

10. The bumpers on my leaning box are for babies. Elephants, puppies, Winnie the Pooh. Come on, put up some pictures of hot girl bunnies.

11. I would appreciate if she stopped changing clothes in front of me. That's all I have to say about that. There are some things bunnies should NOT see.

Crap here she comes, gotta go.