Due to public demand and in the interest of safety the FBI (federal bunny investigators) have released more criminal profiles. You may remember past bulletins but if not maybe this will jog your memory..http://rabidtidbits.blogspot.com/2011/03/halfway-house-for-hooligans.html
Darla "Devil May Care" Dootdropper
This bunny is not to be trifled with. Remember Belle Star? Darla makes her look like a preschool teacher. A derringer tucked in her dewlap, she will draw down on you in a heartbeat. Her con is cheating elderly bucks out of their vegetable vouchers. She might look soft and feminine but she is hard as nails.
Whoosh "The Widowmaker" Wackamole
The other half of this modern day Bonnie and Clyde. His name is said only in whispers. Rumored to be a cross-dresser, he often goes in disguise as a Yorkie. He is wanted for the infamous Carrot Caper. He can move in and out of a produce aisle in the blink of an eye. The only evidence left behind are tufts of white fur and a calling card that states "go suck on an Easter egg"
As I have warned you in the past do NOT attempt to apprehend these silly monkeys, ahem I mean dangerous felons. Call their mommy at 911bun and I will come and get them.
